Zubaida Apa kTotkay
Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay phr daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi
Zubaida apa k totkay 😉
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