Laal baig ko milk
main ubaal ker
dhoop mein sukha
kr laal mirchon k
sath pees ker ketchup
k sath khany se
ulti aa jati hai.
‘ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE
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- Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu
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- Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
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