Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.
Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,
Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)
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Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam......
- Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho
Talwar ka Zakham dawa se Theek ho jata hy Mgar Zuban ka zakham Kisi Dawa......
- Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas
Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou Ye 3......
- Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker
Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha kr laal mirchon k sath......
- Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi
‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam......
- Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye
Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli......
- Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon
Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM,......
- Khana is tarha banao k wo
KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE........
- Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to
Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia......
- sardion me r0zana subha 1
*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi......
- agar aap se koi larka
*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to......
- Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu
Phur phur phu phu phu khur khur khu…… khuuuu phu khu zubaida aapa so rahi......
- kapre press karte waqt agar ap
*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara......
- Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida
Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye Zubaida aapa ka naya totka: ‘ap sab apne sath......
- Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad
Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi Mujhay Yaad Hai Jub Pakistan Bana Or Hum Pakistan Aaye......
- Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou
Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna......
- Loose motion theek karne k liye thori
‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche......
- Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur
Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . .......
- Agr apki khane pine k chizon my
Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k......
- Agar aap apne room k har door
Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki......
- Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida
Special . . . 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2......
- agr raat ko sote wqt jalti
*. .Agr raat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte mun me rakh ke soya jaye......
- mehbooba ko kas k pakar
*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko......
- Agar teen din tak subha neend se
Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair......
- i can feel your love i
?-I can feel your LOVE… -I can feel pulse of your HEART… -I can feel......
- Jo log garam pani main cement daal
Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k......
- Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair
Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to......
- agr gosht ma dalne k
*. . .Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to… Ap......
- Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi
Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye.......
- B0y tumhary pen main ink nae hy
B0y: Tumhary pen main ink nae hy kya Girl: Andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha......
- Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr......
- Agar sufar me bp low ho gy
agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak......
- Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se
Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil......