ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko agar mai nay dhond li to mai tum ko mar do ga agar nhi dhon saka to tumhara ghulam.
Engineer nay SOI phenki jin nay dhond li or usko mar dia
MBA Student ney MEMORY CARD phena jin nay dhond lya usko bhi mar dya
Zubaida apa nay Dispreen phenki wo pani mei hal ho gaey
Zubaida Apa chel beta ab gher chel or bhi buhat kaam hain
Jin SHOCKED
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