Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.
To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den
Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.
Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.
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- mehbooba ko kas k pakar
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- Agar teen din tak subha neend se
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- i can feel your love i
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- Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
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