ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu
ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen
wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi
ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE
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- Beautiful advice ager dukhon ka darya uboor
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- Niqaab ager mein ulat don tamam chehron
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- Tamana machal jaye ager milne ajao ye
Tamana machal jaye ager milne ajao ye mosam bi badal jaye milne ajao nahi milte......
- Ager dunia main kamyab hona chahty ho
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- Ager insan dakh sakta kanhi dilon ko
Ager insan dakh sakta kanhi dilon ko aur tum dakhti, Qasam ha jaan ki tum......
- Beautiful advice ager dukhon ka darya uboor
Beautiful Advice Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka......
- Meri ankhon mein ager khuwab tumhara chamka
MERI ANKHON MEIN AGER KHUWAB TUMHARA CHAMKA MEIN SAMJOIN GA MERE KISMAT KA SITARA CHAMKA......
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- Daga ko ager na kahate jafa kahate
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- Agr ap k khane pine chizon me
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- Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic
Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy......
- Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain
Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K......
- Kya ap machharon s preshan hn
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- Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or
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- 7up ki botle mei namal dal ker
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- Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gayecow
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- Kisi k marne ki khabar har kisi
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- Apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara
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- Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard
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- Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti
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- Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga
‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza......
- Risk is my life danger game zahir
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- girlfrend k honto pr shehd
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- Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro
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- Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski
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- Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker
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- Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi
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- Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye
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- Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon
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- agar aap se koi larka
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- Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu
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- kapre press karte waqt agar ap
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- Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida
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- Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad
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- Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou
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- Loose motion theek karne k liye thori
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- Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur
Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . .......
- Agr apki khane pine k chizon my
Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k......
- Agar aap apne room k har door
Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki......
- agr raat ko sote wqt jalti
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- Agar teen din tak subha neend se
Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair......
- Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi
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- Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
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- Agar sufar me bp low ho gy
agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak......