Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga,
Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga…
Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,
Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga????
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- Miss bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai
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- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
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- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse
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- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
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- Kisi dil mein raha na nazar raha
Kisi Dil Mein Raha Na Kisi Nazar Mein Raha, Teri Talaash Thi So Main Safar......
- Judge mujrim se batao tumari akhari kwaish
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73......
- Examiner asked pathanye batao suraj kahan se
EXAMINER asked pathan,”ye batao suraj kahan se nikalta hay aur kahan dubta hai.” pathan,”ham tera......
- Teacher batao saal me kitne mausam hote
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- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Yun akele tere bina jiye kaise batao
Yun Akele Tere Bina -Jiye Kaise Batao Hum Khaye Jata Hai Har Roj Humko Tanhai......
- Maan mujhko ik baat batao meri kitni
Maan Mujhko Ik Baat Batao Meri Kitni Maatayen Hai? Tum Kahti Bharat Mata Hai Sab......
- Batao mujhe bhul jaaoge kaise saagar se
Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Saagar Se Paani Churaaoge Kaise......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi veraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Veraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain
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- Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi
Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi hai Tumhein,,,,, Hazaar bar li hain Tum ney......
- Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada
Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi viraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Viraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata
Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us......
- Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national
Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha......
- Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhemohsin
Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhe…MOHSIN Hazar baar Li hai tum ne mere dil......
- Teacher batao angraiz log goray peda hote
Teacher Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay AISA KYUN? Student Kyun......
- Gulab rut main haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab Rut main Haseen Chehro, Hamein Batao Udass Qiyon Ho?? Dilon Pe Beetin Sari Kahaniyan,......
- Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay
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- Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao
Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao udaas kyun ho Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Teacher aisi jagah ka naam batao jise
Teacher: Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai . Lekin Phir......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Pathan batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
- Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao
Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number......
- Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......
- teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda
*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki......
- Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai
Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To......
- Duniya se ja raha raha
Duniya se ja raha Duniya se ja Raha hu kafan me chupaye Mooh.. Afsoos baad......
- Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic......
- Ye kya ho raha hai hum
Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai, Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k......
- Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum
Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise......
- Rok lo wo ja raha hai koi
Rok Lo!, Wo Ja Raha Hai Koi, Humse Bida Le Ja Raha Hai Koi, Bebas......