Few important questions of life :
WHY does a pizza delivery comes more quickly than an ambulance ?
WHY are there disabled parking spaces in front of an ice skating
arena ?
WHY do people order a double cheese bruger with large chips and
then a diet coke ?
WHY do we buy hot dog sausages in a pack of ten and the buns in
packs of 8 ?
WHY can‘t woman apply mascara with their mouth closed ?
WHY is the word “abbreviation“ so long ?
WHY do you have to use the START menue to shut down Windows ?
WHY does lemon juice contain flavourings but the detergent for
the dish washers is made of real lemon juice ?
WHY is cat food with mouse flavour not avaiable ?
WHY is there dog food with “improved taste“ ? Who tested that ??
WHY do you press the buttons of the TV remote control harder
when the batteries are weak ?
WHY do we wash our towels ? Dont we assume that they are clean
when we dry ourselfs with it after a shower ?
WHY do Kamikaze – pilots wear helmets ?
When people found out that cows give milk – what were they actually
searching for ?
When a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong – where do we know ?
WHY don‘t sheep shrink in the rain ?
WHY do institutions which are open 24h have locks on their doors ?
If any one can tell me, Y?
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