A Wise Man Once Sat In An Audience And Cracked A Joke ..
All Of Them Laughed Like Crazy ..
After A Moment He Cracked The Same Joke Again
& A Little Less People Laughed This Time ..
He Cracked The Same One Again & Very Few Laughed
This Time When Ther
e Was No Laughter In The Crowd
He Smiled And Said
”If U Cant Laugh At The Same Joke Again & Again
Then Why Do U Keep Crying Over The Same Thing
Over & Over Again”
Forget The Past And Move On……..
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