Woman.
Doctor Jab b mera shohar ghar ata hy,
aate hi muje peetna shuru kr deta hay.
Doctor:
Wo junhi ghar aaye,
Tum 15 mint tak dant saaf kia kro.
Woman kuch din bad:
Doctor Dant saaf krne ka itna fayda hay
k Ab mera shohar muje kuch nai kehta.
Doctor:
Ye fayada dant saaf krne se nai,
zuban band rakhne se hua hey?.;-)
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