Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai

Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana.

Mai pochun to kehna QORMA gir gya,

phr dusra bartan girana or kehna BRYANi gir gai.

to mai kahun ga chlo Daal hi le aao

Mehmano k aney k bad Brtan girne ki awaz ie

husband:kya hua?

Wife daal hi gir gai:-