Shohr or BV main narazgi thi
1Subha Shohr ko jldi jana tha
Us ne raat ko Kaghaz py likha
Mujy Subha 5bje utha dena or Kaghaz BV k Tkiye k pas rakh diya
Subha 8bje utha to dekha to us k upr bht se kagz pary thy aur sub par likha tha
uth jae 5bej gae hy Plz uthiye 5bej gae
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