Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
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Nazar Ko Pehchaan Le Wo Nazar Chahiye Dil Mai Jo Utar Jaye Wo Asar Chahiye......
- Aah ko chahiye ek umr asar hone
Aah ko chahiye ek umr asar hone tak. kaun Jeeta hai teri julf ke sar......
- Humara dil dukhana chahiye tha
Humara dil dukhana chahiye tha Wafa ko aazmana chahiye tha humara dil dukhana chahiye tha......
- Akbaranarkali tuje kia chahiye taj ya
Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye Taj ya Takht. Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht......
- Ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone
ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak kaun jita hai teri zulf k sar......
- Ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone
ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak kaun jita hai teri zulf k sar......
- saaqi mujhay bhi chahiye ek
*. . . .SaaQi MuJhay Bhi ChahIye Ek Jaam E AarZu, KitNay LaGeIn Gay DaAm......
- Mujhay or kya chahiye ia se barh
Mujhay or kya chahiye ia se barh kar k tum mujhay chaho har ik say......
- Mujhay or kya chahiye ia se barh
Mujhay or kya chahiye ia se barh kar k tum mujhay chaho har ik say......
- Har insaan ko chahiye k wo hamesha
Har insaan ko chahiye k wo hamesha such bolay. kabhi b kisi ko dhoka na......
- Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,
Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye, Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye, Hum......
- Nahi koi chahiye jab saath me hain
Nahi Koi Chahiye Jab Saath Me Hain Chand Tum Aur Main Andhera Kyun Vahhan Jab......
- Dard ko dil men basana chahiye rote
Dard Ko Dil Men Basana Chahiye, Rote -Rote Muskurana Chahiye, Keya Pata Ho Jaye Kab......
- Nahi chahiye dua kisiki abb to farishtoon
Nahi Chahiye Dua Kisiki Abb To Farishtoon Ki Dua Hai Humare Aage Shore-Jaloon1 The Kinare-Baher2......
- Tanha hun main ab humsafar chahiye toh
Tanha Hun Main Ab Humsafar Chahiye Ab Toh Ae Khuda Teri Rehmat Chahiye… Bahut Tadpa......
- Neend wo ho jisme khwab ane chahiye
Neend Wo Ho Jisme Khwab Ane Chahiye Khwab Wo Ho Jisme Aap Ane Chahiye Aap......
- Adapti aankho ko bhi ek sapna chahiye
Adapti Aankho Ko Bhi Ek Sapna Chahiye, Mayusiya, Bebasi Se Roshni Chahiye, Tera Nisha Dhund......
- Jo na karni chahiye thi mujhey ghalti
Jo Na Karni Chahiye Thi Mujhey Ghalti, Wohi Ghalti Mera Dil-E-Nadan Kar Gaya, Lakin Ye......
- Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye dil
Aapki Dosti Ki Ek Nazar Chahiye Dil Hai Beghar Use Ek Ghar Chahiye Bas Yunhi......
- Jo kahin na mile wo khushi chahiye
Jo Kahin Na Mile Wo Khushi Chahiye Dard Kaisa Bhi Ho Bandagi Chahiye Dunya Ki......