Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age
1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay:
Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna.
Ghar atay huay:
Ya Allah tera shukar!
2) Shadi shuda ghar se nikaltay huway: Ya Allah tera shukar.
Ghar k andar jatay huway:
Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna!:-
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