Husband:
‘Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua..’
Wife (Khush ho kar boli): ‘konsa Faida?’
Husband: ‘Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gai…!
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wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex......
- Husband and wife are like 2 tyres
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle......
- Wife to husband tum kehty thy k
Wife To Husband: Tum To Kehty Thy K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Pyaar Karty......
- husband darling tumhara dil nai
*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q......
- Husband tells wifeu have a big bum
Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor. At night he asks his......
- Suhagrat ko during sex husband teri to
Suhagrat ko during Sex HUSBAND: Teri to bohat Khulli hy. BV ghusse se: Meri car......
- Husband tells wifeu have a big bum
Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks his wife......
- If the wife sins husband is not
If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent. Italian proverb...
- Husband k mrnay next day wife ne
Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil......
- Tradition sit with husband in a room
Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that......
- My husband gave me a necklace its
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but......
- My husband and i divorced over religious
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I......
- A woman who loves her husband is
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves......
- A retired husband is often a wifes
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris...