Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki…
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Judge: ‘Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai…!
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Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar:......
- Admi molvi sahab pisty ka halwa zyada
Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy Ya Badam ka? Molvi: Mamla......
- Pathan bhai sahab 1 kaala bulb dena
PATHAN Bhai sahab 1 kaala Bulb Dena Shop keeper Ap Kaalay Bulb ka Kia Karogey?......
- A Judge said..
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:......
- Since you only judge me for my
Since You Only Judge Me For My Lack Of Success No Mister You I Am......
- Who am i to judge you or
Who Am I To Judge You? Or The Things You Do? Because If You Think......
- If 2 frnds ask u to judge
If 2 Frnds Ask U To Judge A Dispute, Dont Accept. Coz U’ll Lose 1......
- Judge kya tum jail gye ho
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki......
- Why do you judge people when your
Why Do You Judge People? When Your All The Same… Why Don’t You Let Me......
- Find something else to judge besides my
Find Something Else To Judge Besides My Lack Of Verbal Communication. Neither My Intellectual Functioning......
- Judge why did u shoot ur
Judge : Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar : Your......
- Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma
Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati?Sardar : Oh......
- Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma
‘Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati? Sardar :......
- Dont judge me by what you have
DoN’t judGe Me By wHat yOu HavE SeeN iN mE …RemembEr ‘wHat yOu havE SeeN......
- Comparison is the best way to judge
Comparison is the best way to judge your progress. But not with others, Compare your......
- Comparison z d best way 2 judge
‘Comparison z D Best Way 2 Judge ur Progress. But Don’t Compare Wid 0thers, Just......
- If u judge the value of things
‘If u judge the value of things u will neverever lose ur value…! Think about......
- We are all inclined to judge ourselves
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts. ~Harold......
- Judge not that ye be not judged
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall......
- Judge not according to the appearance but
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. ~John 7:24...
- We judge ourselves by our best acts
We judge ourselves by our best acts and most noble intentions, but we will be......
- You are your own judge the verdict
You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. ~Astrid Alauda...
- Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown...
- Judge your success by what you had
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. ......