Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch.

Wife: But why, the house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal. Children are also ill and school home work is not done and my mother is coming!

Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite him for Lunch?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married! 🙂