Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen
1:Kash wo itna kh0bsurat ho jitna apni maa ko nzar ata hy.
2:Kash wo itna ameer ho jitna us k bachy usy samjte hen.
3Kash us k utne affairs hon jitne uski BV samjti hy.
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- Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
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- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
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- 1 admi ko naddi k us par
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- 1 admi ki shadi hui us ne
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- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
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- 1 admi ki shadi ni ho rhi
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- 1 admi bike pe ja rha tha
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- 1 nai ki shop pr admi aya
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- Agr koi admi bat kary or wo
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- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
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- Once there was a admi he cutting
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- 1 machhar ne admi ko din me
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- Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu
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- Machr ne 1 admi ko din me
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- 1 sehra se admi guzra tou aus
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- ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh
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- 1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k
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- Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha main
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- 1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour
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- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
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- Ek ganja admi aur bowler awaz sun
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- Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup
Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker jannat me cahla gaya. Frishton ne pakarna......
- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
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- Etahasha admi mein koi ek insaan hu
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- Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni
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- 1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni
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- 1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k
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- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar
Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64......
- Admi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap......
- Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi
Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe......
- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Admi ne nargis ko goad mein
Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama......
- 1 jaga bomb blast k bad admi
1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: ‘O God! Mera Haath......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- 1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne
1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se......
- 4 admi janaze ko tezi qabrestan k
4 ADMI JANAZE KO TEZI QABRESTAN K OPER SE GUZAR RAHE TEY MOLVI:OE SHARAM KARO!......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- 1 admi nanga aur ulta soya hua
1 ADMI NANGA AUR ULTA SOYA HUA THA DOSRA ADMI AYA AUR DHOL BAJNE LAGA......
- 1 admi k ghar pas faqeer kuch
1 admi k ghar k pas 1 faqeer kuch yun sada laga raha tha: Baba......
- Ek admi ne kaha apne dost se
Ek Admi ne kaha apne dost se ke gadha kesi chilata hai woh bola ‘haanhee......
- Ek bar admi ne june mien apne
ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya....
- Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey
AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT......
- Admi sir meri biwi gum hogai he
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police......
- Sheshey ka admi pathar hosla wo
‘SHESHEY KA ADMI, PATHAR KA HOSLA’ Wo aik shakhs nazuk tha jo bohat sheshey ki......
- Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv
Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed......
- 1 admi ne apni saas k paas
1 Admi Ne Apni Saas K paas Saanp Betha Dekha Aadmi-Meri Saas Ko Dass Lo.......
- 1sms gor say parho gareeb admi
(1)Sms gor say parho! {Gareeb admi roti hasil karne k liye dorrta hai Ameer roti......
- 1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo
1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
- Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko
Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W)......
- Load shedding ki musibat ek admi
Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne gahr gaya. darwaza knock kiya. Bivi:kon?......
- Ek admi ne apni wife ko letter
Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month salary nahi mili......
- 1 admi aadhi raat ko qabar par
1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par Betha Tha. Musafir Ne Poocha= Darr Nai Lagta?......
- 1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti
1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola “begum! sisk sisk......
- Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar
Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:-......
- 1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k......
- Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai......
- Admi hospital me ro raha tha pathan
ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha PATHAN: Kiyu Ro Rahe Ho? ADMI: Blood Test Krwana......
- Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se
Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha. “jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga......
- Agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha
agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha k wo jitni martba marrzi se apne dost......
- Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha
(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi......
- 1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh
1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi
Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein......
- Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd
EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte......
- 1 admi shop pe tota lene gya
1 Admi Shop Pe Tota Lene Gya Usne Dekha TotE K 2no Paao’n Pe Ek......
- 1 admi bhagte hue aaya aur pathan
1 admi Bhagte hue Aaya aur Pathan se Bola: Khan Jaldi jao Tumhare Ghr mein......
- 1 hejra burka pehan kr admi
1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI......
- Life time message aik admi ek
LIFE TIME MESSAGE aik admi ek konay mem ro raha tha. kisi na us sa......
- Admi teacher se yar mare business k
Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn......
- Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore......
- Cycle wale nay 1 admi ko takkar
Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di.. Aur bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.’ Aadmi_wo......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai
Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho......
- Sweet lines gharib admi roti k
SWEET LINES:-) Gharib admi roti k lie dorta hai, Ameer roti Hazam krne k lye…....
- Admi ne train main gori ka rape
Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath......
- 1 aadmi dosre admi ko maar raha
1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey......
- Ek admi pathan ki jaib kattay huay
Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya, Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum ye Kya Krta?......
- Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote......
- Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi
Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera......
- Keya milega kisi ko se admi hein
Keya Milega Kisi Ko Kisi Se Admi Hein Juda Admi Se Keya Milega Kisi Ko......
- Hazrat jibrael said jo admi suba sham
HAZRAT JIBRAEL said’ jo admi suba sham har roz 10 bar aap ( SAWW )......
- 1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga
1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho shohar:dost ki......
- Chehry hain lataadad ab admi kahan jo
Chehry hain la,taadad ab admi kahan… Jo ruhh ko dy zaia wo roshni kahan…. Hm......
- Aik aqalmand admi say baat karna maheenay
aik aqalmand admi say baat karna aik maheenay tak kitabeen parney se behtar hai (anonymous)...
- Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi
Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kpra lgana bhol gya. Chor ne zip khol......
- Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya
Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir......
- 1 admi rikshay wale se khan sahab
1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega? Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega.......
- Bakhil admi ki dolat us vakt bahar
Bakhil admi ki dolat us vakt bahar ati he jab vo zaminke andar chala jata......
- 1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne......
- 1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat
1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat se ho gai. Subha husband ne pocha Hamara......
- Admi mujhay dog food lena hai sales
Admi: Mujhay Dog Food lena hai. Sales Girl: Kya apke pas Kutta hai? Admi: Hn......