2 difficult things to achieve:
1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head.
2. To put someone else’s money in your own pocket.
He who succeeds in the 1st is called teacher
&
The one who succeeds in the 2nd is called Businessman.
The one who succeeds in both is called
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WIFE…:-D
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