Bv:Ap ko Mra Bnaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nhi Aya Bachy To 3 plates kha chuke Hy,
Andr Se Awaz Ai!
Mama 1 or Plate Dena 1 kitab ki jild reh Gi Hy
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