Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha:

Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho?

Sharabi:

Mein SHARAB or Smoking k insani Jism Per Parney Walay Asraat Per Lecture Sun’ney Ja Raha hoon..

Police Officer:

Really?

Ye to Bohat Achi Baat hay, Wese is Waqt Ye Lecture Kon Dega?

Sharabi:

Meri BV..!!