AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY!
AGAR BV JAAN PE ATKI RAHE TO YE ‘SABR’ HAY.
AUR
AGAR BV OPAR CHALI JAE TO YE ‘SHUKAR’ HAY!… ;)…
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