1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha:
Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari?
Shohar:
Zeher khaane se.
BV:
Aur 2nd?
Shohar:
Usey goli maari thi.
BV:
Q?
Shohar:
Wo zehar nahi kha rahi thi.
BV:
Mager aap ne un dono ko maara q?
Shohar:
Sawaal buhat karti thin… 🙂 :-
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- Aankhen hain sabki juban nahi aadmi sab
Aankhen Hain Sabki Juban Nahi Hain Aadmi Hain Sab Yahan Insaan Nahi Hain Trishul Mandir......
- Sikhata aadmi hain ko bannana magar mushkil
Sikhata Aadmi Hain Aadmi Ko Aadmi Bannana, Magar Mushkil Hain Uska Aadmi Bannana, Samajhne Seekhne......
- Khaawbon mein rehnaa achaa nahii hai aadmi
Khaawbon Mein Rehnaa Achaa Nahii Hai Aadmi Ke Liye, Barhaa Hum Bahut Kuch Lutaa Dete......
- Bagh e watan mein ab bu e mohabbat naa rahii aadmi
Bagh-E-Watan Mein Ab Bu-E-Mohabbat Naa Rahii Aadmi Ko Aadmi Kii Zarrorat Ab Naa Rahii! Paise......
- Zindgi tujhko mohabbat se pyasa rakhe aadmi
Zindgi Tujhko Mohabbat Se Pyasa Rakhe Aadmi Tujhse Bas Wehshat Ka Vaasta Rakhe Do Ghadi......
- Aadmi main kamaal hai aankhein waqayi bemishal
Aadmi Main Kamaal Hai Aankhein Waqayi Bemishal Hai Aankhein Raat-Bhar Khwab Ne Kureda Hai Isiliye......
- Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban pakar
Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon......
- Aadmi taxi driver se bhai speed slow
Aadmi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow karo, mere 12 chotay chotay bachay hain…… Taxi......
- Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow
Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow kroo mery 17 chooty chooty bacy hien DRIVER......
- Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere......
- Uskey dushman hain bahut aadmi achhaa hogaa
Uskey Dushman Hain Bahut Aadmi Achhaa Hogaa Wo Bhi Meri Hi Tarah Shahr Mein Tanhaa......
- Aadmi agar uthte baethte chalte phirte sote
AADMI AGAR UTHTE BAETHTE CHALTE PHIRTE SOTE JAGTE ALLAH KE ZIKR KA EHTAMAM KARE TO......
- Aadmi agar uthte baethte chalte phirte sote
AADMI AGAR UTHTE BAETHTE CHALTE PHIRTE SOTE JAGTE ALLAH KE ZIKR KA EHTAMAM KARE TO......
- Gair gair hote hain or apne apne phir kyun
Gair-Gair Hote Hain Or Apne-Apne Phir Kyun Dekhte He Hum Ye Tute Hue Sapne...
- Thoda saccha thoda jhuta aadmi ho gaya
Thoda saccha thoda jhuta aadmi ho gaya hai kitna chota aadmi. Khud ke rukh per......
- Apne haatho se apne se u
~Apne haatho se…~ apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho, mujh se sharmate......
- Kehtey hain kee aadmi jab aata hain
Kehtey Hain Kee Aadmi Jab Aata Hain, Khaali Aur Jaata Hain Khaali, Kintu Aisa Nahin.......
- Dard agar aadmi hota dard to
Dard agar aadmi hota ‘Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha......
- Main apne ghar meh main apne
{MaiN ApNe GhaR MeH} Main Apne Ghar Meh Ajnabi Sa Hogaya Hun Akir ! !......
- Aj apne dil ki hr bat bta
aj apne dil ki hr bat bta do yar q k aj ki date b......
- Jo apne ma bap ka nai wo
JO APNE MA BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU. JO EK BAP KA NAI WO......
- Maine apne rab se dua ki k
MaIne apNe rAb sE duA kI k w0 maIra nAhI to nA sAhI pAr mErE......
- Apne 2 hi shoq hen 1
Apne 2 hi shoq hen. 1. AchhA khana. OR 2. AAp ki bajana. NAhi nahi......
- Aaj main aap se apne dil ki
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun han wohi 3 alfaz......
- Ladka tha ek apne dil ka woh
Ladka Tha Ek, Tha Apne Dil Ka Woh Raja, Yaaron, Khushi Ka Din Hai Bazao......
- Gam ko chupa ker apne dil me
Gam Ko Chupa Ker Apne Dil Me, Tum Muskura Dena. Derd Ke Tufaan Ko Seene......
- Hum apne muskurate gum ko le kar
Hum Apne Muskurate Gum Ko Le Kar Ji Na Payenge Khud Apne Aasunoon Ka Ye......
- Har roj koi n marta hai apne
Har Roj Koi N Koi Marta Hai Apne Pyar Ke Liye. Har Roj Koi Na......
- Apne dil ke armaano per bas toh
Apne Dil Ke Armaano Per Bas Toh Nahi Hai Mera Aaj Ek Baar Tu Baata......
- Jab se aik ajnabi ko apne dil
Jab Se Aik Ajnabi Ko Apne Dil Mein Basaya Hai Tab Se Meri Zindgi Ka......
- Koi apne dil ki baat kah na
Koi Apne Dil Ki Baat Kah Na Saka Isliye Ishq Mein Haar Gaya Are Dil......
- Koi din gar zindagani aur hai apne
Koi din gar zindagani aur hai, Apne jee mein humne thaani aur hai ————————— Na......
- A rab apne pas meri ye dua
A RAB Apne Pas Meri Ye Dua Amanat Rakhna Rehti Dunya Tak Usko Slamat Rakhna......
- Shayari tau hum bhi apne dil
Shayari tau hum bhi apne, DIL – O JAAN se likha karte hai…. Dil mai......
- Apne dil ko sambhalo or so jao
Apne Dil Ko Sambhalo “Or So Jao†Aansu Ankhon Mein Chupa Lo “Or So Jaoâ€......
- Apne 2 hi sh0q hen
Apne 2 hi Sh0q hen . 1. AachA Khana. . 0R . 2. Apki Bajana.......
- hum apne ap p fakhar to
*’* Hum Apne Ap P Fakhar To Nahi Karte, *’* Dost *’* *’* Magr Itna......
- Hum ne b aj se apne maazi
‘Hum Ne B aJ se, Apne Maazi Ki Sab Yaadein Bech Dali Hain… …Nafratein Khareed......