Mr. See owned a saw.

and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw Before Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See"s saw Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,

See"s saw would not have sawed Soar"s seesaw.

So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw …