Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?
Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti h na sir BORI….
Sir:bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha.
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