TEACHER:

TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY?

STUDENT:

DULHA

TEACHER:

OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE HO KAR KYA HASIL KARO GE ?

STUDENT:

DULHA

TEACHER:

MATLAB AISA KIA KAROGE? JO TUM NE PEHLE KABI NAHI KIYA?

STUDENT:

NIKAAH