Teacher:
Agar main tumhari
ammi hoti to
tumhain 2 din
main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Miss Main 1, 2 din
me apne abbu se
mashwara kr k
aap ko batata hn.
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Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif......
- Tumhari aahat si aayi hai dil main
Tumhari Aahat Si Aayi Hai Dil Main Omeed Si Layi Hai Saya Hai Tumhara Ke......
- Is dil main thumari dastak hai tumhari
Is Dil Main Thumari Dastak Hai Tumhari Jarurat Mujhe Abtak Hai Kyun Tumne Mera Dil......
- Hum jub se tumhari yaad main khoay
Hum Jub Se Tumhari Yaad Main Khoay Hain Raaton Ko Jagay Din Main Aksar Soay......
- Wo taswirain tumhari jin main hum donon
Wo Taswirain Tumhari Jin Main Hum Donon Kay Saath Bitaye Howay Pal Rangon Ki Surat......
- Koi moosam ho dil main hain tumhari
Koi Moosam Ho Dil Main Hain Tumhari Yaad Kaa Moosam Ke Badla Hee Nahi Janaa......
- Jo main banu qalm tumhari to kya
Jo Main Banu Qalm Tumhari To Kya Tum Likh Paoge Jo Main Mera Anchal De......
- Tumhari need udaii hai per sota main
Tumhari Need Udaii Hai Per Sota Main Bhi Nhi Meri Nigahon Mein Bas Gayi Ho......
- Tumhari yaad se kab tak main apne
TUMHARI YAAD SE KAB TAK MAIN APNE DIL KO BEHLAU,, CHALE AAO MERI TANHAAIYA AAWAAZ......
- Duniya k sagar main ek tumhari hi
Duniya k ‘SAGAR’ main ek tumhari hi kashti ka Sahara mila hai QASIM Tum be......
- Duniya k sagar main ek tumhari hi
Duniya K ‘Sagar’ main ek tumhari hi kashti ka sahara mila hai, ~DOST~.. tum bhi......
- Ek tumhari chahat main ulfat kis
Ek tumhari chahat main Ek tumhari ulfat main kis kadar miley hain ghum aankh bhi......
- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein......
- Sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi hai
Sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi hai Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se......
- Ek aadmi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main......
- Teacher zindagi main aisa kaam karo k aap
Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo’n Kono Me Phel......
- Teacher qaid e aazam aur allama iqbal main kia
Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din......
- Tumhari yadoon kii mehak in hawaon main
Tumhari Yadoon Kii Mehak In Hawaon Main Hain Pyaar Hii Pyaar Bikhra In Fizaoon Mein......
- Tere bin tanha hun main yaad tumhari
Tere Bin Tanha Hun Main Yaad Tumhari Bahut Sataati Hai Dil Dhadakta Hai Leke Naam......
- Tarap tumhari bohut thi dil main magher
Tarap Tumhari Bohut Thi Dil Main Magher Kabhi Na Ab Tarpa Karain Gay Khafa Howay......
- Dil main tumhari tasveer aankhon aansoon ke
dil main tumhari tasveer aankhon main aansoon ke malee hain tumhain kia batain tum bin......
- Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain
Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab......