Sir:
Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain?
Kid:
4
Sir:
Shahbash, naam batao….
Kid:
Hartaal, Target killing, imtehan, Ehtijaj,.
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Wo Kehta Hay “Batao Be sabab Kyu Rooth Jati Ho..?†May Kehti Hoon “Zara Mujh......
- Kaho ab kya kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kya kahon tum se. Batao kya likhon tum ko, Mujhe umeed do koi,......
- Rooz rooz nazar aatay ho tum aajkal idhar
Rooz-Rooz Nazar Aatay Ho Tum Aajkal Idhar Kidhar Aatay Ho Tum Jaana Pehchana Chera Lagay......
- Acha batao raaton ko uthata hai
ACHA BATAO? RAATON KO UTHATA HAI -:->> NEND URATA HAI Bura bhala kehne ko DIL......
- Batao kahan milo gy ap apko ik
BATAO Kaha’n Milo Gy ap? Apko IK PHOOL Dena hy ap Sy IK E’had Lena......
- Ek dost ne doosrey se pocha batao
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.??? Doosrey......
- Batao france k log chaitea me chammach
Batao France k log chai(tea) me chammach dal kar anti-clockwise q ghumate hai? There is......
- Men batao hinduon k bhagwan ki zaban
Men: Batao hinduon k bhagwan ki zaban q bahar hoti hai, . . . Kid:......
- Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar......
- Teacher ek aisa sentense batao jis
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH......
- Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar......
- Wo kehti hay batao be sabab kion
Wo Kehti Hay…… Batao Be Sabab Kion Rooth Jatay Ho? Main Kehta Hoon… Zara Mujh......
- 338 kaise hua batao thoda sa brain
3+3=8 Kaise Hua?? Batao Batao Batao Thoda Sa Brain Use Karo… Nahi Maloom.. Now Stop......
- Arey koi to batao jakar unhe ki
Arey Koi To Batao Jakar Unhe, Ki Hum Itne Bade Gunehgaar Na The. Mana Thode......
- Ya to taabir batao mere sab khawabon
Ya To Taabir Batao Mere Sab Khawabon Ki Ya Koi Khawab In Aankhon Ko Dikhaya......
- Wo mujh se pooch raha tha batao
Wo Mujh Se Pooch Raha Tha Batao Kaisa Laga Tum Aglay Zakhm Chodo Ye Ghaov......
- Wo kehti hai batao besabab kyu roth
Wo kehti hai batao, besabab kyu Roth jate ho Wo kehti hai batao,besabab kyu Roth......
- Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar......
- Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao
Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga, Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao......
- Batao kesa lagta hy kisi ko paa
“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......
- Wo mujh sy pooch raha tha batao
Wo mujh sy pooch raha tha batao kysa laga, tum agley zakhmon ko choro ye......
- Agar tum sa koi poochay batao zindagi
‘Agar tum sa koi poochay… Batao… Zindagi kia ha’? to ‘Hatheli pe zara si khaak......
- Batao kesa lagta hy kisi ko paa
“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......
- Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya
Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa......
- Teacher batao a ke baad kya aata
Teacher: Batao A ke baad kya aata hay. Bachha bohat der sochta hay phir jawab......
- Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi
Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton......
- Teacher batao kay maths ka kya matlab
Teacher: batao kay maths ka kya matlab hai: student: sir maths meanz . M: Mental......
- Tum rothay lagtay ho koi terkeb batao
Tum rothay rothay lagtay ho koi terkeb batao mnany ki mein zindagi girvi rakh dalun......
- Arz kia hy mosam ne li
Arz kiA hy: Mosam ne Li angrai, or hum ne phr Li Razai. IceCreAm se......
- Teacher student se batao sonay aur letnay
Teacher, student se: Batao sonay aur letnay me kya farak hai? Student: sir, hum sonay......
- Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
- Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe
Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe, phir chahe dil-0-jaan se satao mujhe, chalo ye......
- Teacher ye batao k principal kisay kehte
TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY? . . . . PATHAN: WO PUL......
- Teacher batao khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula......
- Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe
Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe, phir chahe dil-0-jaan se satao mujhe, chalo ye......
- Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab rut me haseen chehro, Hamein batao udas Q ho, Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Teacher bina ruky batao 1 pakistan ki
Teacher: Bina ruky batao 1 Pakistan ki National assembly ki Speeker kn hi? 2 Meenar-e-Pakistan......
- Teacher pani ka formula batao student
Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?? Student: H2MgCINaCIHN03. Teacher: Stupid ye kia hy?? Student: Sir, ye......
- Me kehta hon batao besabab kyun rooth
Me Kehta Hon ‘Batao Besabab Kyun Rooth Jaati Ho.?’ wo Kehti Hai ‘Zara Mujh Ko......
- Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab rut me haseen chehro, Hamein batao udas Q ho, Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Batao toh zara mujko chalo yun karo
Batao Toh Zara Mujko Chalo Yun Karo Talkhiyan Mujhe De Kar Mithaas Sari Tum Sameet......
- Jaj mujrim se batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish
Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy
Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......