Mom:

Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:

No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:

Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:

1. All students hate me.

2. All staff hates me.

Mom:

Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:

Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:

1. U are 47 years old.

2. U are the Principal of the college…

Moral:

Sirf bachon ka he dil nhe krta chutti krnay ko 🙂