AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR:
SIR HAIN??
WIFE:
NHI!UNKI DEATH HO CHUKI HAI TUMHAIN KITNI BAR BTAYA HAI PHIR TUM ROZ Q FONE KARTY HO???
BCHA:
KHUSHI MILTII HAI.
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