Ye Degree b le lo,
Ye Naukri bi le lo.
Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri jawani.
Mgar mujhko luta do wo Skool ki Canteen, Wo break time, wo chutti, wo dosti, wo yari… Kari thandh me apne ghar se nikalna.
Wo project ki khatir sheher bhar bhatakna.Wo lecture me doston ki proxy lgana.. Wo Miss ko chirana, wo aeroplanes urana..Wo exams ki raaton ko jgna jagana.Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicles ka kissa.
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Bemari ki application ka wahid bahana.Wo xam k din bechain mahol.Wo result k din peron ka jhatptana.Wo maa ki duain,wo teachers ka bharosa.
Yaron k sath wo lambi si raatein.Wo doston se canteen me pyari si batein.
Wo har ek din ka larna jhagarna.
Wo larkion ka yunhi hamsha akdhna.Bhula nahi skhta hai koi.
Wo Skol,wo teachrs,wo shrartein, wo kahani :'(
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