Teacher: Batao A ke baad kya aata hay.
Bachha bohat der sochta hay phir jawab deta hay: Miss A ke baad aata hay,
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KYA BOLTI TU.
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Jab Woh Aata Hai Toh Ek Alag Si Muskurahat Mere Chehre Pe Aati Hai. Jab......
- Koi aaj kal aata nahi hai to
Koi Aaj Kal Aata Nahi Aata Hai To Likhta Nahi Likhta Hai To Firse Gayab......
- Dil ko aata tha jab bi khyal
DiL ko aata tha Jab bi khyal Unka, Tasveer Se Pochte they Phir Haal Unka,......
- Dil ko aata he jab khayal un
Dil ko aata he jab khayal un ka tasweer se pochte hen hall un ka......
- Hm ko aata hi nhi zkhmon ki
Hm Ko Aata Hi Nhi ZkhmoN ki Numa’ish Krna,,, .. Khud Hi Roty Hain, Trapty......
- December jab bhi aata hai wo
‘DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi’ wo pagli phir se beetay mosam ko, yad krti he......
- Yaqeen aata nh dil ko k esa
Yaqeen Aata Nh Dil Ko k esa ho B Skta hy Hmara Haal-e-Gham Sun kr......
- Hum ko aata hi nhi zakhmon ki
Hum Ko Aata Hi Nhi Zakhmon ki Numa’ish Krna, Khud Hi Roty Hain, Trapty Hain,......
- Rulana har kisi ko aata hai
Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo......
- Dil ke chhalon ka zikra aata hai
Dil Ke Chhalon Ka Zikra Aata Hai Unki Chaalon Ka Zikra Aata Hai Pyaar Ab......
- Jo teer bhi aata hai vo khali
Jo Teer Bhi Aata Hai Vo Khali Nahi Jaata Mayus Mere Dar Se Svali Nahi......
- Mai jaata tha wo aate the aata
Mai Jaata Tha Wo Aate The Mai Aata Tha Wo Jaate The, Bas Yahi Chalta......
- Hawa ka jhonka jub bhi aata hai
Hawa Ka Jhonka Jub Bhi Aata Hai, Teri Julwon Ka Lehrana Aata Hai… In Fizaoon......
- Jab ajnabi koi aata hai is mehfil
Jab Ajnabi Koi Aata Hai Is Mehfil Main Tab Sammah Usi Waqt Bujai Jati Hain......
- Ek suraj hai jo aata roz asha
Ek Suraj Hai Jo Aata Hai Roz Asha Ki Nayi Kiran Lekar Ek Hum Hai......
- Woh samne aata hai to lab nahin
Woh Samne Aata Hai To Lab Nahin Hilte Meray Woh Jata Hai To Khwaish Hoti......
- Har suu nazar aata hai mujhe bas
Har Suu Nazar Aata Hai Mujhe Bas Tu Hi Tu Har Phool Mehakta Hai Lekar......
- Agar wo lot ke aata to phir
Agar Wo Lot Ke Aata To Phir Ghazab Hota Magar Ye Pehly Hua Hai Kabhi......
- Tu hi nazar aata hai har kahin
Tu Hi Tu Nazar Aata Hai Har Kahin, Manta Nahin Dil Ke Tum Yahan Nahin,......
- Jab woh aata hai mere samney to
Jab Woh Aata Hai Mere Samney To Na Jane Kyu Chajata Hai Us Ke Aane......
- Na jane kyu tu yaad aata hai
Na Jane Kyu Tu Kyu Yaad Aata Hai, Tera Chahra Na Jane Kyu Pal Pal......
- Har raat ko ek khayab aata hai
Har raat ko ek khayab aata hai……. Akale main nahi sabke saath yaad aata hai….......
- Koi jata hai yahaan se na aata
Koi Jata Hai Yahaan Se, Na Koi Aata Hai Ye Diya Apne Andhere Mein Khud......
- Usi din ghar nahi aata ke jab
Usi Din Ghar Nahi Aata Ke Jab Aane Ko Kehta Hai, Magar Kya Roothna Usse......
- Sardar ki maa ko gussa kab aata
Sardar Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai? Jab Sardar Laughter Challange Me Hans Hans......
- Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k
Tumhare“KHUWABâ€sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne......
- Samundar dekhta hu to aata ha ye
Samundar dekhta hu to aata ha ye khyal Pani Bahtak raha hai talash-e-Hussain main...
- Roz aata hai mere dil ko tasalli
Roz aata hai mere dil ko tasal’li deny Kheyalay yaar ko mera kitna kheyal hai...
- Tum bin ab chalna nahin aata na
Tum bin ab chalna nahin aata na ho sath tumhera to sambhalna nahin aata teri......
- Hum ko aata hi nahi zakhmoon ki
Hum Ko Aata Hi Nahi ZakhmooN ki Numa’ish Karna…! =wasi= Khud Hi Rotay Hein,Taraptay Hein......
- Na cheeni hai aata hai sabzi hai
Na Cheeni Hai, Na Aata hai, Na Sabzi Hai Dukaanu Par… . . . Tu......
- Kaash un ka chehra her roz aata
Kaash un ka chehra her roz aata hmaray khuwab mein, WASI To mar jaana b......
- Yaqeen aata nhi dil k0 k aisa
Yaqeen aata nhi dil k0 k aisa h0 b skta hai, Hmara hal_e_ghm sun kr......
- Yaad aata he aaj uff gunnah
‘Yaad Aata He Aaj Uff ! Gunnah Kya Kiya, Aik Ye K Mohabbat Kar Li,......
- Main jab bhi aata hoon dil ko
MaiN jab bhi aata hooN, Dil ko saJa ke rakhti ho .. Badan Gulaab to,......
- Jab bacha dunya men aata hy to
Jab Bacha Dunya men aata hy to use Sirf’rona’aata hy .is ke zare woh sab......