SHAITAANO KA SCHOOL
Attendance
YAjoj Mjoj
Yes sir
Zakoota
Yes sir
Firaon
Yes sir
Ebles
Yes sir
Zardari
Sir G odi application ayi ae oda abba mar gya hai:p
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