Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,
end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ….
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,
toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost…….. …….. ha ha ha.
“33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..
har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.
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