LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’,
Iski english batao…
.
FUNTER Student:
‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga k dikha..:-
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Dr 2 Lady: Acha Tou Aap ko Chlne Me Tkleef Hoti Hy, Sans Phol Jata......
- Because the lady is a cult she
Because The Lady Is A Cult, She Shot Me Like A Catapult When I Explained......
- Hey lady this is the voice of
Hey Lady This Is The Voice Of Passion Speaking Me, Solemnly Screaming Our Quails Suavely......
- What do you give a lady so
What Do You Give A Lady So Sweet? Who Makes My Existence So Complete. Should......
- If a lady faints we must 1st
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her ?PU_S_? ?...
- Lady i think you are the father
Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my......
- In a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a......
- Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he......
- A lady wakes up early in the
A lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in the rain......
- Lady is ths my train manno it
Lady: is th?s my train? Man:No, it belongs to the railway company. Lady:don?t try to......
- A lady broke a signal was
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge LADY: Ur honor......
- A lady wakes up early in the
A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain…......
- Every lady hopes that her daughter will
Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did &......
- Am a lady i doth do protest
am a lady I doth do protest I am the desire for which you seeketh......
- A knight one night upon his lady
A Knight One Night Upon His Lady Came Upon Her Lying, Tearful In Her Bed,......
- Lady the man you loved lost his
Lady, The Man You Loved Lost His Head- Doubtless, He’s Nowhere Else To Go. Go,......
- 75 year old lady ne newspaper me
75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya, -Å— Zarorut-E-Rishta-Â 7 Din K Baad......
- Never kiss a lady police she will
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor,......
- Never kiss a lady police she will
Never KISS A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. Never KISS A Lady Doctor,......
- A child said to a pregnent lady
A child said to a pregnent lady: ye pait mein kia he? Lady: is mein......
- Lady in bus peechay kharay boy ko
LADY IN BUS: PEECHAY KHARAY BOY KO THAPPAR MARA.. BOY: BREAK LAGANE KI WAJA SE......
- judge khan tum nay lady sho
@ Judge Khan tum nay lady S.H.O ki ezzat Q luti? KHAN Judge Sab S.H.O......
- Never kiss a lady police she will
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor,......
- Never kiss a lady police she will
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor,......
- Lady drpathan se tum roz clinic
lady dr:pathan se : tum roz clinic k bahir kharey ho k aurton ko q......
- A lady siting on a bench in
A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r......
- An old lady gave the bus conductor
An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat .. Conductor: ‘So......
- A lady lost her purse in a
A lady lost her purse in a store. Finally a boy come to her: ‘Madam......
- Ah lady when i gave my heart
Ah, lady, when I gave my heart to thee, It passed into thy lifelong regency.......
- Ah lady when i gave my heart
Ah, lady, when I gave my heart to thee, It passed into thy lifelong regency.......
- Ik sitim or meri jaan abi jaan
ik sitim or meri jaan… abi jaan baqi he dil men ab tak teri ulfat......