Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai
school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana paray ga
lekin ek bacha
udas khara t, ustaad us k pas geya or kaha baita tm naik or mehnti student lagty ho,
btao q udaas ho?
Bacha: rota hua sir school to jal gya pr ap to zinda ho na.
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