Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students:
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Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. In His last battle.
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Q. Where ws the declaration of independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!
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Q.In which state Ravi flow?
A. Liquid state
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Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..??
A. Marriage…!!!
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