Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?
Student:
Main.
Sir:
Wo Kaise?
Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain
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- Phoolo ki aarzu mein bade zakhm khaaye
Phoolo Ki Aarzu Mein Bade Zakhm Khaaye Hai Lekin Chaman Ke Khaar Bhi Ab Tak......
- : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin......
- Papa kehte hain bada naam karegi beti
Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karegi Beti Humari Aisa Kaam Karegi Magar Yeh To Koi......
- Itne bade aasmaan mein suraj chand sitare
Itne Bade Aasmaan Mein Suraj Chand Sitare Sama Gaye, Koi Badi Baat Nahin Humne Itne......
- Jadaa e fan mein bade sakht muqaam aate hain
Jadaa-E-Fan Mein Bade Sakht Muqaam Aate Hain Mar Ke Rah Jaataa Hai Fanakaar Amar Hone......
- Main tujhe bade dinon baad dekh raha
Main Tujhe Bade Dinon Baad Dekh Raha Hoon Kahen Ye Lamha Dhal Na Jaye, Hai......
- Kuch tanz bade gehre utar jaate hain
Kuch tanz bade gehre utar jaate hain shabd reh jaate hain insaan guzar jaate hain......
- Ajkal bade udas rhate hain kyaa karehum
Ajkal bade udas rhate hain Kyaa kare,,,,hum hain bade ajib sabhi kahate hain.. Pata nahi......
- Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi......
- Bihari edtion of johny johny yes papa
Bihari edtion of ‘Johny Johny, Yes Papa’ Bitwa! bitwa! Ka bapu? Panwa khaiyo? Na bapu?......
- Ladli papa ki ladli maa jaan hoti
….LADLI…. Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, Saray jahan se pyari hoti......
- Johny johny yes papa job in textile
Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too......
- Agar woh keh de ki hum tumhare
Agar Woh Keh De Ki Hum Tumhare Hain, To Hum Sabko Chood Kar Unkey Ho......
- Kab hum tumhare ho gaye aiy jan e
Kab Hum Tumhare Ho Gaye Aiy Jan-E- Sanam Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Hamara......
- Tumhare bin jee na pati hun man
Tumhare Bin Jee Na Pati Hun Man Ko Samja Nahi Pati Hun Ek Ek Din......
- Aoo tumhare dil ko ek jubaa de
Aoo Tumhare Dil Ko Ek Jubaa De Du Tum Jo Muskurao Tau Kaliiyon Ko Khilnna......
- Kya hai jo bar hume tumhare pas
Kya Hai Jo Bar Bar Hume Tumhare Pas Khichta Hai Kya Hai Tumme Aisa Jo......
- Dil ki dhadkan ke sur jab tumhare
Dil Ki Dhadkan Ke Sur Jab Tumhare Hue Toh Bansuri Churane Se Kya Faeda, Bin......
- Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak
Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum......
- Yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha
yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha me ne abi cal krni thi aage se......
- Achcha dost wo hai jo tumhare sat
AchCha Dost Wo Hai… Jo TumhaRe Sat MiL kaR”ALLAH” Ko YaaD KaRe… Aur JuB Tum......
- Rakhna na apne dil me hum tumhare
Rakhna Na Apne Dil Me, Hum Tumhare Dil Ka Dard Ban Jayenge, Karoge Aakhri Saans......
- Tumhare intezar me dil ne hame ye
Tumhare Intezar Me, Dil Ne Hame Ye Samzhaya……… Baharo Ke Chaman Se, Chuna Hai Tumne......
- Char tum par te hum tumhare sath
Char Tum Par Te Char Hum Par Te Char Tumhare Sath Te Char Humare Sath......
- Yeh kambaqhat dil to tumhare nafrat se
Yeh Kambaqhat Dil To Tumhare Nafrat Se Bhi Pyaar Karta Hai Tumhare Chale Jaane Pe......
- Tum jaha bhi jao hum aayenge tumhare
Tum Jaha Bhi Jao Hum Aayenge Tumhare Peeche Yeh Duniya Tumse Muh Mod Le Parr......
- Tanha hai dil is tarha se tumhare
Tanha Hai Dil Is Tarha Se Tumhare Jane Se Kya Kahe Kaise Ye Din Gujarte......
- Tumhare thukrane pe bhi dil tumhi ko
Tumhare Thukrane Pe Bhi Dil Tumhi Ko Chahe Aisa Kun Hota Hai Sanam Main Pagli......
- Duaa hai meri rub se tumhare har
Duaa Hai Meri Rub Se Tumhare Har Taraf Ho Phoolon Ki Dukaan Meri Khushi Bhee......
- Tumhare aane pe yeh ehsaas hua hai
Tumhare Aane Pe Yeh Ehsaas Hua Hai Humko Tumse Pyaar Hua Hai Yeh Armaan Dil......
- Ab bhi baaki hai tumhare dil mein
Ab bhi baaki hai tumhare dil mein Ab bhi baaki hai tumhare dil mein thora......
- Dokhon ne bant lia hai tumhare bad
Dokhon ne bant lia hai tumhare bad humen Dokhon ne bant lia hai tumhare bad......
- Ik tum ke tumhare liye main bhi
Ik Tum, Ke Tumhare Liye Main Bhi, Meri Jaan Bhi… . . Ik Main, Ke......
- Sakoon ho tumhare dil me is tarha
Sakoon ho tumhare dil me is tarha. Phoolon me hoti hai khushbu jis tarha. Khuda......
- Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe
Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe ‘Tum Bewaqof Ho Tou koi lamha zaya mat......