Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.
Aur sara qisa sunaya.
Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.
Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to
Molvi bola:
Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.
or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.
Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?
agey say tota bola:
‘Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.’
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- Zindagimain do logon ka bahot khyal rakhna
ZINDAGIMAIN DO LOGON KA BAHOT KHYAL RAKHNA 1…. JNHO NY TMHARI JEET LK LYE SB......
- Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo, Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,......
- Bahot door dard ki kisi sard
Bahot DooR Dard Ki Kisi Sard Raat Aisa Bhi Hoga Tere Na Aane Ka Sun......
- Bahot se raaste aate hein mere dil
=?=Bahot Se Raaste Aate Hein Mere Dil Ki Taraf… ‘mere jan’ =?=Raah-e-Khuloos Se Aana Fasla......
- Bahot kuch kho chuka hoon ab khony
Bahot kuch Kho Chuka Hoon Ab Khony Ki Taqat nahi Mujh Me. YAA RAB “Yeh......
- Mile woh aaj mudat main bahot roye
Mile woh Aaj Mudat Main Bahot Roye Bahot Tarpe … Woh Dard -e-Ishq Sun Sun......
- Bahot sataya hay raat bhar kisi ki
Bahot sataya hay raat bhar kisi ki bebas yaadon Ne….. Ay Soraj Ab To Nikal......
- May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta
‘May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta hu isliay javed bhai ka record nahi tora......
- Angraiz pathan say whats ur name pathan
Angraiz pathan say Whats ur name? Pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN" Angraiz says whts mean......
- 1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh
1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Bahot milenge humsafar ae yaar zindagi mein
Bahot Milenge Humsafar Ae Yaar Zindagi Mein Aayenge Abhi Morr Be-Shumaar Zindagi Mein Bahot Khaaye......
- Mohabbat karna aasan hai nibhana bahot muskil
Mohabbat Karna Aasan Hai, Nibhana Bahot Muskil Ye Karj Hai Kisi Dil Ka, Chukana Hai......
- Tumne jo dard mujhko diya bahot tanz
Tumne Jo Dard Mujhko Diya Bahot Tanz Hai Lekin Yahi Dard Aur Dardon Ka Marham......
- Tumhari yaadon ka safar bahot kathin raha
Tumhari Yaadon Ka Safar Bahot Kathin Raha Tumhari Chahat Dekho Kya Rang Laayi Ankho Se......
- Aaj phir uski yaad bahot dino baad
Aaj Phir Uski Yaad Bahot Dino Baad Aayi Hai Bus Inhi Yadon Se Uski Tasveer......
- Bahot khoob surat ho gulaab jaisi naazuk
Bahot Khoob Surat Ho Gulaab Jaisi Ho Bahot Naazuk Ho Khwaab Jaisi Ho Honto Se......
- Zindaagi bahot ulze hum tumse tilismi khwab
Zindaagi Bahot Ulze Hum Tumse Tilismi Khwab Kii Tarah Dum Todte Rahe Aansun Har Lamha......
- Kasam tumhari jab tumse judaa huii bahot
Kasam Tumhari Jab Tumse Judaa Huii Bahot Royii Bahot Main Gamzadaa Huii Be-Dilii Se Toriin......
- Bahot chaha hai tujhe kitna pyar karta
Bahot Chaha Hai Tujhe, Kitna Pyar Karta Hoon Yeh Aaj Tuk Tujhe Lafzo Me Main......
- Bahot tamanna lekar pyar ka rishta joda
Bahot Tamanna Lekar Pyar Ka Rishta Joda Hai Aapse, Kya Iss Rishte Ko Tavazzo De......
- Bahot tamanna thi pyar mein aashiyana banane
Bahot Tamanna Thi Pyar Mein Aashiyana Banane Ki Aashiyana Bana Chuke To Lag Gayi Nazar......
- Raaz e ulfat chhupaa ke dekh liyaa dil bahot
Raaz-E-Ulfat Chhupaa Ke Dekh Liyaa Dil Bahot Kuchh Jalaa Ke Dekh Liyaa Aur Kyaa Dekhane......
- Bahot baar kahna chaha tha tumse mene
Bahot Baar Kahna Chaha Tha Tumse Mene Pur Tum Nahi Samje Hamari Dosti Or Pyar......
- Khush to bahot hoge tumki forward karne
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab......
- Rah e wafa mein soch lo kantay bahot hain
RAH-E-WAFA MEIN SOCH LO.! KANTAY BAHOT HAIN AAMIR RASTA BAHOT KATHIN HAI,OR MANZIL BAHOT DORRR…...
- Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga
Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga......
- Raaz e ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot
raaz-e-ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot kuch jala ke dekh liya aur kya dekhane......
- Bahot saal beet gaye tumhare saath rehte
Bahot Saal Beet Gaye Tumhare Saath Rehte Hue Beete Hue Har Waqt Ka Nazara Mere......
- Bahot khoobsurat hain aankehin tumhari inhein bana
Bahot Khoobsurat Hain Aankehin Tumhari, Inhein Bana Dijjiye Kismat Hamari, Ussey Or Kya Chahiye Zindagi......
- Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan
Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- Bahot khaamosh hoon badaa bezaaar hoon gamo8217n
Bahot Khaamosh Hoon, Badaa Bezaaar Hoon Gamo’n Ke Khwahisho’n Ka, Ek Talabgaar Hoon Nigahei’n Dekhtee......
- Bahot din huwe surate didar huwe milne
Bahot Din Huwe Surate Didar Huwe, Milne Ki Na Koi Surat Nazar Aai Hum To......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus
Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya......
- 1 pathan dosry se yar mai
1 pathan dosry pathan se: yar mai ne suna hai k BURHAPA boht boori bimari......
- 1 pathan ko pak air force se
1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha......
- Ek pathan ki tang jal gai
EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN......
- Ek pathan k dil ki khuahish
Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......