(Kahani)
Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the,
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Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar se,
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Ek din Borha apni ek beti k Ghar gaya to usne Apne bap se kaha k Baba dua kro k *Barish*
ho Jai,
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Ta k fasal Ache ho,
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Jab Wo 2sri beti k Ghar gaya to 2nd beti ne kaha k baba Dua kro K *barish* Na ho,
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Abi Kache Bartan Bana k dhoop me Rakhe hen,
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Borha Bechara Bara Pareshan howa k Kis k lye Dua kre,
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Phr Gaib se Awaz ayi K
Ek Kam kisi k faide k lye hota he,
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to 2sre k lye Nuksan
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Tum pareshan mat Ho Allah tala Sab k sath bhalai krta he.
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1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- Ek bar admi ne june mien apne
ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya....
- Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey
AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT......
- Sheshey ka admi pathar hosla wo
‘SHESHEY KA ADMI, PATHAR KA HOSLA’ Wo aik shakhs nazuk tha jo bohat sheshey ki......
- 1 admi ne apni saas k paas
1 Admi Ne Apni Saas K paas Saanp Betha Dekha Aadmi-Meri Saas Ko Dass Lo.......
- 1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo
1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
- Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko
Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W)......
- 1 admi aadhi raat ko qabar par
1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par Betha Tha. Musafir Ne Poocha= Darr Nai Lagta?......
- 1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti
1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola “begum! sisk sisk......
- Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar
Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:-......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- 1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k......
- Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai......
- Admi hospital me ro raha tha pathan
ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha PATHAN: Kiyu Ro Rahe Ho? ADMI: Blood Test Krwana......
- Agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha
agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha k wo jitni martba marrzi se apne dost......
- 1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh
1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi
Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein......
- Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd
EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte......
- 1 admi shop pe tota lene gya
1 Admi Shop Pe Tota Lene Gya Usne Dekha TotE K 2no Paao’n Pe Ek......
- 1 admi bhagte hue aaya aur pathan
1 admi Bhagte hue Aaya aur Pathan se Bola: Khan Jaldi jao Tumhare Ghr mein......
- 1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot
1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi......
- 1 hejra burka pehan kr admi
1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI......
- Life time message aik admi ek
LIFE TIME MESSAGE aik admi ek konay mem ro raha tha. kisi na us sa......
- Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi
Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi huwi thi. ‘sari larkiya churale’n han, Lekn mri......
- Admi teacher se yar mare business k
Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn......
- 1 admi hu aadmi ki nafsiyat samajh
1 Admi Hu Aadmi ki Nafsiyat Samajh sakta Ghor Farmaiye Customer: Mujhay 1 Ladies suit......
- Cycle wale nay 1 admi ko takkar
Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di.. Aur bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.’ Aadmi_wo......
- Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy us
Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy Us admi ko urdu zaban me ‘HAS MUKH’ kehte......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai
Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho......