‘Agar tum sa koi poochay… Batao… Zindagi kia ha’? to ‘Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dana (Hazrat Ali R.A)
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- Maan mujhko ik baat batao meri kitni
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Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
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- Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
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Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......
- teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda
*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki......
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