A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!’ he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
‘Never mind,’ he said with a hiccup, ‘I got in the back seat by mistake.’
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- Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka
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- Na lena naam a qasid bas itna
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- Meri zaat mein tera bus itna hi
Meri zaat mein tera bus itna hi hisa h ;( a dost kah tujh ko......
- Boy i am sure you love to
Boy: I Am Sure You Love To Cuddle Your Teddy At Night Girl: Ya He......
- parvin shakir a moj e hawa tu hi
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- Tu bhi na uljha kar mujhse is
Tu Bhi Na Uljha Kar Mujhse Is Tarah, Jo Tu Achi Tarah Wakif Mere Jazbat......
- Main to hr larkay k sath ye
Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun.. Daag To Chala......
- Veena malik ne class me bachon se
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- Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai
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- Dosto aj mein ap ko ak ahm
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- Pani pine k adaab me se he
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- Bhang k 2 glass 3 ghantay 15
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- Woh tanha andhere mein bethi ghanton
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