Ustad:
‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’
PATHAN:
‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho?
to us ne kaha Bhai CHARA mehngaa hogaya hai…!
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