Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy
Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal qaid ho sakti hy;-) smajh to gay hogy ap.
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Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen,......
- Teacher y r u late all ur
TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND......
- Teacher he gave me 14 and 15
Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl......
- My teacher pointed at me with a
My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This......
- Teacher ye kon sa tense hai
Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’...
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Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss......
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Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have......
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Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow …......
- Teacher how many days are there
Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and......
- New teacher students tell ur name
New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies. Boys: I’m Sam My hobby is watching......
- Teacher why r u late for
Teacher: Why r u late for school? KID: Because of Sign. Teacher:What Sign? KID: It......
- Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo
Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti......
- Teacher last year u were in
TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r......
- Teacher 1 book
Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books......
- Teacher what is half of 8
Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro......
- The teacher who is indeed wise does
The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of......
- Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on
Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......