Teacher:
Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain?
Student:
Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me
Isi Ka Naam Likha Hota Hai. 🙂
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