Teacher:
1876 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN
Ni pata
Teachr:
Stupid
Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue The
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
PATHAN
‘MASHA ALLAH’ Quaid.e.azam 5 Sal K Ho Gay thy.
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- This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs
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- Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey
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- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
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- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali......
- Pathan se interview me pucha gya
Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......