Teacher:
Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathn:Bhai behn ka
Techer
Wo ksy?
Pathn:
Q k log chnd ko mamu or zmeen ko maa kehty hen,
‘Geo Pathan’
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‘Tumne daikha hai kabhi chand pe behta pani dost mai ne daikha hai ye manzar......
- Zameen k astanon say falak chand taron
Zameen k astanon say ,falak k chand taron tk Koi ehl-wafa dhondo agr hum be-wafa......
- Chand tumse pyara nhi tumhe staye bin
Chand Tumse Pyara Nhi Tumhe Staye Bin Guzara Nhi Dilne Suni Mithi C Awaz Kahi......
- Chand alfaz pyar bhare aur kuch nahi
Chand Alfaz pyar bhare aur kuch nahi, Shayad yahi thi unki chahat aur kuch nahi,......
- Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand
Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand......
- Usne kaha chand khobsurat ya main maine
Usne kaha Chand khobsurat Ya Main? Maine kaha Ye to nhi janta Mgar, Jb Tmhe......
- Magar ek sitaara e mehrbaan kahi chand dhund
Magar Ek Sitaara-E-Mehrbaan Kahi Chand Dhund Me Kho Gaye, Kahi Jaag Jaag Ke So Gaye,......
- Chand lamho k liye saath nibhane waale
chand lamho k liye saath nibhane waale tu ne manzil se bohat door mujhe chor......
- Mujhe chand teri talab nahi roshni
Mujhe Chand Teri Talab Nahi, Teri Roshni Bari Door hai…! Mujhe Jis CharaG Se Piyar......
- Phool khushbu chaman chand taray hawa saaray
Phool, Khushbu, Chaman, Chand, Taray,, Hawa Saaray Sathi Wo Hum Se Khafa Kar Gya...
- mujhy chand teri talab nahi teri
*. .Mujhy chand teri talab nahi Teri roshni bari door hai, Mujhy jis chragh se......
- Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k
Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI tauba kitna galat......
- Ek bat to batao mohabat ki
Ek Bat To Batao Mohabat Ki Har Gali Gumnam Q Hy Judai Or Mout Ishq......
- Batao kia likhain tum ko ke
Batao kia likhain tum ko ke lafzoon ka chunao bhi bara dushwaar hota hai jo......
- Chand mubarakzilhaj ka chand nazar aa gaya
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- Kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao
kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao kya likhoon tum ko mujhy tamheed do koi......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Say Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho Ab Kia Kahon Tum Se, Batao Kia Likhon Tum Ko, Mujhe Tamhid Do Koi,......
- Ab toh yeh batao sanam kis naam
Ab Toh Yeh Batao Sanam Kis Naam Se Pukaroon Tumhe Qwab Kahoonga Toh Adhoora Reh......
- Jao jakar koi batao uss jalim ko
Jao Jakar Koi Batao Uss Jalim Ko, Koi Uski Yaad Mein Pal-Pal Mar Raha Hai,......
- Batao kia likhain tum ko keh lafzoon
Batao Kia Likhain Tum Ko Keh Lafzoon Ka Chunao Bhi Bara Dushwaar Hota Hai Jo......
- Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum
Batao! aaj kahan milo ge tum? tumhain ik phool dena hai tum se ik ehad......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Se Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Part 3 woh kehti hai batao na
(Part-3) Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kia kahon tum se! batao kia likhon tum ko! mujhy tumheed do koi!......
- Pilot phatan sy such batao tm
Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:......
- Batao kesa lagta hy ksi ko
‘BATAO KESA, LAGTA HY, ksi ko pa k kho dena ksi k sath to chalna......
- Q batao larki sb se ziada
Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . .......
- Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay
Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar......
- Wo kehta hay batao be sabab kyu
Wo Kehta Hay “Batao Be sabab Kyu Rooth Jati Ho..?†May Kehti Hoon “Zara Mujh......
- Kaho ab kya kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kya kahon tum se. Batao kya likhon tum ko, Mujhe umeed do koi,......