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Bachey: nahi karenge..
Teacher: Girls se friendship nahi karoge..
Bachey: nahi karenge..
Teacher: Or watan pe zindagi qurban karoge..
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Teacher; Translate into English ‘Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera’ Papu:My......
- Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya
Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad......
- Teacher pathan studnt se batao pakistan ka
Teacher Pathan Studnt se: batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya, Pathan:......
- Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta
Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka......
- Teacher ittefaq ka koi jumla banao pathan
Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao Pathan: jiis din mery baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ......
- teacher quaid e azam or allama iqbal mai kya
:-(Teacher: Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy? Pathan: Dono school ki chutti......
- Teacher to pathan qatil kisy kehty hen
Teacher to pathan! Qatil kisy kehty hen? Pathan! Mujhe nai pata. Teacher! For example, Tm......
- Umeed orkhof esi sy bacho joallahki
Umeed OR”Khof Esi Umeed Sy Bacho Jo”ALLAH”Ki Nafrmani Mei Mubtla Krdy OR Esy Khof Sy......
- Ghussay se bacho kion kay wo pagal
Ghussay Se Bacho, Kion Kay, Wo Pagal Pan Se Shuroo Hota He, Or, Pachhtaway Pay......
- Aek admi marnay wala tha bacho ne
AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND......
- Tanhai mein gunaah say bacho k
Tanhai Mein Gunaah Say Bacho, K Is K Gawaah Allah Talah Khud Hain . .......
- Dushman se hamesha bacho or dost
Dushman se hamesha bacho, or Dost se us waqt jab wo tumhari Tareef karne lage…......
- Apne gussay anger se bacho q k
“…APNE GUSSAY (ANGER) se bacho… Q K GUSSA himakat se shuru ho kar Nidamat aur......
- Maa ne kaha aankhon namkar bacho ye
Maa Ne Kaha Aankhon Namkar, Bacho Ye Kya Fasaad Hai? Mujhse Batao Tumhari Maa Hu......
- Al haddis gheebat se khas kr bacho
AL HADDIS* GHEEBAT SE KHAS KR BACHO, IS LIYE K YE ZINA SE BADTAR HAI......
- Tanhai mein gunaah say bacho q k
‘Tanhai Mein Gunaah say Bacho, Q k Iska Gawaah Allah Ta’alah khud Hai ‘ Hazrat......
- Tanhai mai gunaah sey bacho kyun
Tanhai Mai Gunaah Sey Bacho Kyun Ke Iska Gawah Khud Allah Ta’alah Hota Hy Hazarat......
- Zulm o masiat say bacho q k ye saza
Zulm-o-Masiat say bacho Q K ye saza ka ba’is hota hay, Naimaton ko salab karleta......
- Ae musalmano khabardar zana se bacho
Ae Musalmano Khabardar Zana Se Bacho Kyunki Is Mein 6 Siftein (Buraiyan) Hain 3 Duniya......
- Teacher qaid e aazam aur allama iqbal main kia
Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din......
- Teacher qaid e azam or allama iqbal me kia chiz
Teacher:-Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal me kia chiz same he? Pathan: dono chutti waly din peda......
- Teacher duniya mein postmen to bohat hain
Teacher:- duniya mein postmen to bohat hain post women kiyun nahi hoti..?? Student:- is liye......
- Teacher bare hokr kiya bano gye pathan
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo......
- Teacher aisi jagah ka naam batao jise
Teacher: Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai . Lekin Phir......
- Pyaar karo ki koi had nahi hoti
Pyaar Karo Pyaar Ki Koi Had Nahi Hoti Do Dilon Ke Bich Saharad Nahi Hoti......
- Teacher class main ladai kyun nahin karni
Teacher Class Main Ladai KyUn Nahin Karni ChahiyE. Student: KyUn KEy. Pata Nahin Exam Main......
- Tanhai mein gunaah karne se bacho
‘Tanhai Mein Gunaah Karne Se Bacho! Kiyon Ke Iss Gunaah Ka Gawaah ‘ALLAH’ Khud Hota......
- Hazrat eesa bacho k sath kheltaybachpan ma
HAZRAT EESA bacho k sath kheltay(bachpan ma) aur bachon ko un k maa bap k......
- Shab e wada nahi maloom shab wd nh
Shab-e-wada nahi maloom Shab-é-w‘dã nhí malüm kía kía lutf hasil hun Tasvur hi me leti......
- Wada kro wada k tum zindagi
Wada kro wada kro k tum zindagi ki har cheez mujh se share krogi wada......
- Mat karo waah shaayar ka dard nahi
Mat Karo Waah Waah Shaayar Ka Dard Nahi Samaj Sakte, Humsafar Hi Ban Kar Dekh......
- Pyar ek se karo hajaroo nahi chood
Pyar Ek Se Karo Hajaroo Se Nahi Chood Do Unko Ya Fir Hum Tumare Nahi......
- Dosti ek se karo hajaron nahi karna
Dosti Ek Se Karo Hajaron Se Nahi Dosti Ek Se Karna Achhi Baat Hai Jamana......
- Mila karo hamen aksar k jee nahi
Mila Karo Hamen Aksar K Jee Nahi Lagta, Tumhare Raabty Se Zindagi Wajood Mein Rehti......