Taxi waLa: Sahab.!
30 Rupay hue.
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Pathan: Ye Lo 15 Rupay.
Taxi waLa: Ye To BeEmani Hy.
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Pathan: Aby BeEmani Kesi.?
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Tu bhi To Betha Tha…
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