Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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- Faraz suzuki chala raha tha or samne
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Phasle Hain Abhi Kuch Manzilon Ke Samne Dermian Koi Nahi Hai,, Aaina Hai Samne Soch......
- Chaand aapka chahere ke samne phika lagta
Chaand Aapka Chahere Ke Samne Phika Lagta Hain Badalo Ko Bhee Aapke Samne Jukna Padta......
- Aaina hoon main mere samne aakar to
Aaina Hoon Main Mere Samne Aakar To Deakho, Khud Nazar Aaogi Zara Aankh Mila Kar......
- Samne ghoom rahi hai nigahon main tasveer
Samne Ghoom Rahi Hai Nigahon Main Tasveer Yaar Jab Se Tere Khayal Ko Tasuvar Kya......
- Kehta tha dilse chaha hume magar samne
Kehta Tha Dilse Chaha Hume Magar Samne Aane Ki Koshish Nahi Kiya Kehta Tha “Tere......
- Magar tum samne mere shararat kyun nahi
Magar Tum Samne Mere Shararat Kyun Nahi Karte? Jo Apni Guftugu Mein Tum Phool Taqseem......
- Tu samne rahe main tera deedar karun
Tu Samne Rahe Main Tera Deedar Karun, Sab Kuch Bhula Ke Sirf Tujhe Hi Pyar......
- Mere samne mehfil mein aaye bhadhe hai
Mere Samne Mehfil Mein Aaye Bhadhe Hai, Apne Hatho Mein Mera Dil Dabaye Bhaidhe Hai,......
- Samne aakar muskura kar chal diye meri
Samne aakar muskura kar chal diye. Meri ZINDAGI ko veraan bana kar chal diye. Unhe......
- Sahil par tanha khara hoon samne khula
Sahil par tanha khara hoon, samne khula samandar hai, Barh kar thaam lo muje, Doob......
- Girlmom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai
Girl:Mom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai MOM:dont......
- Wife subah samne walay haji sb ofice
Wife: ‘Subah samne walay haji Sb ofice jate howe apni wife ko pyar krte hain......
- Manzil samne hain phir bhii raasta nazar
Manzil Samne Hain Phir Bhii, Raasta Nazar Aata Nahii Tufan Itna Hain Kii, Sahil Bhii......
- Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame
Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe......
- A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta......
- Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua.
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash......
- Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other......
- Santa singh will this bus take me
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ?......
- Santa tum is office ma kub se
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half......
- Santa raping a gal in car a
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?......
- Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Santa v need a bridge in our
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur......
- How did santa tried to kill a
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of......
- Santa i have swallowed a kay
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......